Tonight, Grandma informed me about some girls that have been staying in her house. They like to sneak out at night and get with those boys. They are forbidden to be with those boys. All they want to do is have babies! I guess I didn't learn my lesson from last night. My curiosity really got the best of me and I had to know what she was thinking.
She said "My sisters and their friends just use me as a cover! They come over here and tell their momma that they are spending the night and then they get with those boys!"
Me: "What do they do with those boys?"
Grandma: "You know....make babies! Just makes me sick thinking about all the babies!"
By this time....I am about to bust a gut.
Me: "What do you mean, grandma?"
Grandma: "I don't have no time to be taking care of no babies! They need to go on and take their business else where!"
Me: "Well, who do you think is making these babies?"
Grandma: "Everybody that comes over here thinks they need to go make babies! This is just silliness!"
Me: "Grandma, I promise I am not making any babies!"
Grandma: "Well, I hope not. You would just need a good spanking for that!"
And with that statement...she went to bed.
So, if you stay at Grandma's house, try not to make babies. She don't need no babies and would prefer you take your business elsewhere! Priceless!